Top 5 Types of Women to Stay Away From

Having been to various Social Occasions in my life, I can tell you that everywhere you go, you will find many similarities in the women you meet.  Obviously, these women are different. They have different backgrounds, looks, likes, dislikes and so on.  However, many women exhibit striking similarities as well.  So, as any male chauvinist would do, I've categorized and labeled them.  Here are the Top 5 Types of Women to stay away from.

1. "The Head Case"

We've all seen them, the girl that's just too cool for school.  Unapproachable and egocentric. Impossible to negotiate with, and only around other people, to be stared upon.  She doesn't have to be the most attractive girl at the bar, but 9 times out of 10, that is the case.  Our Guy Code recommendation, is to steer clear of these types.  Money and good looks are all this little numbers really interested in.  It's not worth your time buying her drinks.  She'll sure as hell let you, but really, you're just throwing your money away.  Take our advice.  Have a couple shots and move on down the line.

2. "The Book Worm"

You ever try and pick up a woman at a coffee shop? You know, reading glasses, scarf, possibly a beanie? You: 'Yeah! I've seen plenty of these types of women' Us: 'Good, now turn around, pick up your coffee and walk out.'.  Most women aren't looking to get asked out, while sipping a frappuccino at their local Starbucks.  Most would prefer to be left alone.  We recommend you take this advice and do just that. 

3. "The Mysterious Chick"

Ok, so we've all met this girl...The one who always seems like she's got something special about her. She's not the most attractive and she may have a hippie or punk rock vibe going.  Whatever the case, she's hard to ignore.  Chances are, if a girls got something "mysterious" about her, she's far too much work.  Let this be a red flag to all of you.  Go find yourself a less mysterious and more obvious choice.

4. "Mrs. Emotionally Scarred"

I didn't want to say "damaged", but that's really what this profile is describing.  She's clingy, she's emotional, she's head over heels for you after a 3 minute conversation. Big time no-no.  Steer clear of these girls. They don't need a boyfriend, they need a counselor.  It's not your fault that her father abandoned her and her mother's an alcoholic.  It's definitely NOT your job to help her through these issues.  Once you make a commitment, you can say good bye to your free time.  Texts, voice mails, emails, facebook "pokes", the whole sh-bang.  "Stage 5 Clinger" for all you Wedding Crasher fans out there...Stage 5 Clinger...

5. "The Bitch"

These women are by far, the worst.  Half the time, they aren't even the woman that you're interested in.  Their that angry, jealous, slightly less attractive friend, of the woman you are hitting on.  If at all possible, bring some pepper spray or a taser, and just eliminate their bitter ass from the equation.  Now, if the girl you are talking to is, said bitch,  just turn around and walk away.  She's not worth your time. Women with an attitude problem are like Hookers, they suck.

Steer clear of these damsels of despair and you should be fine.  Good Luck gents.



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